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Mix \u0026amp; match any designs — discounts apply automatically in your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLord Carver: “That’s not pumpkin spice, is it?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMortimer Flame: “Relax. It’s coffee—not your relative.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA little coffee. A little suspicion. A very personal pumpkin-spice problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLord Carver and Mortimer Flame bring their Halloween humor to this 20oz stainless steel tumbler. Surrounded by autumn leaves, bats, and glowing lantern light, the pair share a coffee break—with each character holding a mug featuring the other’s portrait.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe wraparound design reveals the setup on Carver’s side and the punchline on Mortimer’s. 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Cart. Applied automatically at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order for your next cozy movie night. Check the estimated delivery before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComplete the Halloween Porch Set \u0026amp; save $14.98.\u003c\/strong\u003e Add this blanket, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/halloween-doormat-is-that-a-finger-carver-mortimer-chip-18-30\"\u003e“Is That a Finger?” doormat\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lost-my-head-over-pumpkin-spice-halloween-soy-candle-9-oz\"\u003eLost My Head candle\u003c\/a\u003e to your cart and all three are just $84.99. Discount applies automatically in your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome friendships come with questionable snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLord Carver: “What is that smell?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Mortimer Flame: “You’ve never had roasted pumpkin seeds before?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBring these two troublemakers to your couch. Pumpkin-headed Lord Carver and top-hatted skeleton Mortimer Flame share their roasted-seed exchange beneath orange autumn leaves, with a glowing lantern and a little dark humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the same scene as our matching sweatshirt and T-shirt, this velveteen plush throw makes a cozy companion for Halloween movies, autumn evenings, and anyone who enjoys spooky humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlankets may arrive up to 3 inches shorter than the listed dimensions. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50 × 60-inch throw blanket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, 100% polyester velveteen fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted front with a black background and plain white reverse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-heavy fabric, approximately 300 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on one side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dry-clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":49277580705892,"sku":"13492408651081398428","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/4680\/7396\/files\/9260620314525715870_2048.jpg?v=1789635898"},{"product_id":"getting-the-seasoning-ready-dark-humor-funeral-home-t-shirt","title":"Getting the Seasoning Ready – Dark Humor Funeral Home T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe hearse is arriving. Mortimer’s getting the seasoning ready. Lord Carver suddenly has somewhere else to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis dark-humor tee features funeral director Chip Casket welcoming the next arrival while Mortimer Flame prepares his own questionable finishing touches. In the background, Lord Carver makes a quick escape through the back door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChip: “The hearse is pulling up now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMortimer: “Getting the seasoning ready now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for Halloween fans, lovers of morbid comedy, and anyone whose sense of humor runs a little darker. 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