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They already have.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎃 Halloween Deals — applied automatically at checkout, no code needed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHalloween Porch Set:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Is That a Finger?” doormat + “What Is That Smell?” blanket + “Lost My Head” candle for $84.99\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCarver \u0026amp; Mortimer Coffee Crew:\u003c\/strong\u003e buy any 2 Carver \u0026amp; Mortimer mugs, get $10 off the tumbler\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCarver \u0026amp; Mortimer Fan Pack:\u003c\/strong\u003e buy the Carver \u0026amp; Mortimer sweatshirt, get $10 off a Carver \u0026amp; Mortimer mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Coffee Crew and Fan Pack offers end October 31, 2026.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is made to order. Check the estimated delivery for each product before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"lost-my-head-over-pumpkin-spice-halloween-soy-candle-9-oz","title":"“Lost My Head Over Pumpkin Spice” – Funny Halloween Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎃 Shopping for Halloween? 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Discount applies automatically in your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLost My Head Over Pumpkin Spice — Some Cravings Follow You to the Grave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBring eerie autumn atmosphere home with a wonderfully wicked combination of dark humor and cozy seasonal fragrance. 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Cart. Applied automatically at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order for your next cozy movie night. Check the estimated delivery before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComplete the Halloween Porch Set \u0026amp; save $14.98.\u003c\/strong\u003e Add this blanket, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/halloween-doormat-is-that-a-finger-carver-mortimer-chip-18-30\"\u003e“Is That a Finger?” doormat\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lost-my-head-over-pumpkin-spice-halloween-soy-candle-9-oz\"\u003eLost My Head candle\u003c\/a\u003e to your cart and all three are just $84.99. Discount applies automatically in your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome friendships come with questionable snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLord Carver: “What is that smell?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Mortimer Flame: “You’ve never had roasted pumpkin seeds before?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBring these two troublemakers to your couch. 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Mortimer’s getting the seasoning ready. Lord Carver suddenly has somewhere else to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis dark-humor tee features funeral director Chip Casket welcoming the next arrival while Mortimer Flame prepares his own questionable finishing touches. In the background, Lord Carver makes a quick escape through the back door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChip: “The hearse is pulling up now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMortimer: “Getting the seasoning ready now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for Halloween fans, lovers of morbid comedy, and anyone whose sense of humor runs a little darker. 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