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Cart. Applied automatically at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order for your next cozy movie night. Check the estimated delivery before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComplete the Halloween Porch Set \u0026amp; save $14.98.\u003c\/strong\u003e Add this blanket, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/halloween-doormat-is-that-a-finger-carver-mortimer-chip-18-30\"\u003e“Is That a Finger?” doormat\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lost-my-head-over-pumpkin-spice-halloween-soy-candle-9-oz\"\u003eLost My Head candle\u003c\/a\u003e to your cart and all three are just $84.99. Discount applies automatically in your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome friendships come with questionable snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLord Carver: “What is that smell?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Mortimer Flame: “You’ve never had roasted pumpkin seeds before?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBring these two troublemakers to your couch. 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