{"product_id":"getting-the-seasoning-ready-dark-humor-funeral-home-t-shirt","title":"Getting the Seasoning Ready – Dark Humor Funeral Home T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe hearse is arriving. Mortimer’s getting the seasoning ready. Lord Carver suddenly has somewhere else to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis dark-humor tee features funeral director Chip Casket welcoming the next arrival while Mortimer Flame prepares his own questionable finishing touches. In the background, Lord Carver makes a quick escape through the back door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChip: “The hearse is pulling up now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMortimer: “Getting the seasoning ready now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for Halloween fans, lovers of morbid comedy, and anyone whose sense of humor runs a little darker. Look closely for the Couch \u0026amp; Cart™ name on the entrance rug.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Black unisex T-shirt with a colorful front graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Classic crew neck with ribbed collar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Tubular construction without side seams\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Tear-away label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Available in sizes S–3XL\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. 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