ADULT – Santa & Mrs. Claus Naughty Christmas Black Mug | 11 oz & 15 oz

Santa’s got mistletoe. Mrs. Claus has a 300-year waiting list.

This two-sided Couch & Cart™ Christmas mug catches Santa getting a little too comfortable—and Mrs. Claus putting him right back in his place.

On one side, Santa relaxes in his armchair with mistletoe over his lap and a hopeful suggestion:

“HO HO HO. It won’t suck itself, you know.”

Turn the mug around for Mrs. Claus’s response:

“Keep talking, Nicholas… It’ll be another 300 years before you see it again!”

Apparently, getting on the naughty list was the easy part.

A funny Christmas gift for couples, friends, and anyone who enjoys adult holiday humor. Made for grown-up gift exchanges, cheeky stocking stuffers, and coffee breaks with questionable conversation.

• Glossy black ceramic mug
• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz
• Different illustrated artwork on each side
• Couch & Cart™ branding on the Santa side
• Comfortable C-shaped handle
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Intended for adults 18+

Care instructions: Clean in the dishwasher, preferably on the top rack, or wash by hand with warm water and mild dish soap. Avoid abrasive sponges and harsh cleaners.

Couch & Cart™ — From our cart to your couch. Don’t get up, we got you.