Dracula — My 2 Front Teeth | Funny Christmas Black Mug | Couch & Cart™

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Dracula’s Christmas list is short. His intentions are questionable.

One side features Dracula looking innocent beside a Christmas tree with “All I Want for Christmas…” Turn the mug around for his true wish: “Is to USE My 2 Front Teeth!” Sharp fangs, a sinister grin, and an unsuspecting holiday guest complete the punchline.

Detailed Christmas artwork brings a little vampire mischief to your morning coffee—a fun seasonal gift for horror fans and anyone who enjoys dark humor.

• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz
• Glossy black ceramic mug
• Different illustrated scenes on each side
• Subtle Couch & Cart™ branding
• Dishwasher-safe

From our cart to your couch. Don’t get up, we got you.

Care instructions

Dishwasher-safe (top rack recommended) or wash by hand with warm water and mild dish soap. Avoid abrasive sponges and harsh cleaners to help preserve the printed design.