Getting the Seasoning Ready – Dark Humor Funeral Home T-Shirt
Getting the Seasoning Ready – Dark Humor Funeral Home T-Shirt
The hearse is arriving. Mortimer’s getting the seasoning ready. Lord Carver suddenly has somewhere else to be.
This dark-humor tee features funeral director Chip Casket welcoming the next arrival while Mortimer Flame prepares his own questionable finishing touches. In the background, Lord Carver makes a quick escape through the back door.
Chip: “The hearse is pulling up now.”
Mortimer: “Getting the seasoning ready now.”
Made for Halloween fans, lovers of morbid comedy, and anyone whose sense of humor runs a little darker. Look closely for the Couch & Cart™ name on the entrance rug.
• Black unisex T-shirt with a colorful front graphic
• Soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m²
• Classic crew neck with ribbed collar
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Tear-away label
• Available in sizes S–3XL
Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Use low heat if ironing, and avoid ironing directly over the print.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |