“Is That a Finger?” – Funny Halloween Doormat

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Complete the Halloween Porch Set & save $14.98. Add this doormat, the Carver & Mortimer plush blanket and the Lost My Head candle to your cart and all three are just $84.99. Discount applies automatically in your cart.

The candy is free. The reassurance? Questionable.

Lord Carver, Mortimer Flame, and Chip Casket welcome trick-or-treaters to the crematorium—with a candy bowl that raises a few questions.

Carver: “Is that a finger in there with the candy?”

Mortimer: “Butterfinger?”

Chip: “It had better be.”

Featuring glowing pumpkins, costumed visitors, and our signature dark humor, this illustrated doormat gives your Halloween guests something to laugh about before they even knock.

• Size: 18 × 30″
• Surface: 100% felt-like polyester
• Backing: Rubber grip base
• Use: Light-duty indoor and outdoor use
• Detailed Halloween artwork with subtle Couch & Cart™ branding

Part of HALLOWEEN — Where the Weird Live.

Come for the candy. Leave with questions.