“Roasted” – Funny Christmas Candle
“Roasted” – Funny Christmas Candle
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Some questions are better left unanswered.
Lord Carver smells something suspicious. Mortimer Flame has an explanation:
Lord Carver: “What is that smell?”
Mortimer Flame: “You've never had roasted pumpkin seeds before?”
Roasted brings the dark humor of Lord Carver & Mortimer Flame to a warm, cozy 9 oz scented soy candle. The Christmas Warmth fragrance blends orange spice, fir, pine and smoky fireplace notes—the perfect backdrop for two misfits doing questionable things with pumpkin seeds.
Scent: Christmas Warmth
Fragrance notes: Orange Spice • Fir • Pine • Smoky Fireplace
Size: 9 oz
100% natural soy wax blend
Cotton wick
A funny seasonal gift for Halloween lovers, fall fanatics, Christmas misfits, candle collectors, or anyone who appreciates a little dark humor with their cozy.
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Dimensions
| 9oz | |
| Diameter, in | 2.80 |
| Height, in | 3.50 |
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after use
- 50–60 hour burn time; ASTM safety compliant
- Glossy permanent adhesive label; assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.