“North Pole Primary” – Funny Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

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The North Pole has a choice to make. Unfortunately, these are the choices.

Meet Heat Myers and Cold Myers — two brothers, two extremes, and absolutely zero common sense.

One wants to turn up the heat. The other wants to freeze everything in sight. And caught in the middle? Santa and Mrs. Claus, wondering how the North Pole ended up with these two on the ballot.

The Myers Brothers North Pole Primary Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt is packed with holiday satire from front to back. The bold all-over design features dueling Heat and Cold campaign themes on the front, contrasting sleeves, classic ugly-sweater Christmas patterns, and a completely different Santa and Mrs. Claus scene on the back.

It's made for ugly sweater parties, office Christmas parties, holiday get-togethers, gift exchanges, or anyone who likes their Christmas humor with a little political chaos. Best of all, the joke doesn't pick a side — everybody gets roasted.

Two extremes. Zero common sense. Welcome to the North Pole Primary.

Product Features

• Vibrant all-over print with artwork across the front, back and sleeves
• 100% polyester fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
• Medium-weight 250 g/m² fabric
• Ribbed cuffs and collar with stretch
• Comfortable classic crew-neck fit
• Custom cut-and-sewn construction
• Original Couch & Cart holiday satire design

Product measurements may vary slightly due to the cut-and-sewn manufacturing process.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean.

Each sweatshirt is individually cut and sewn. Because of the all-over-print process, exact pattern and artwork placement may vary slightly from one garment to another.

Couch & Cart — From our cart to your couch.