“Twinkle, Twinkle… Bathroom Dash” – Funny Bath Mat

Complete the Twinkle Bathroom Set & save $12.98. Add this bath mat, the Twinkle candle and the Twinkle mug to your cart and all three are just $59.99 with the 11 oz mug, or $61.99 with the 15 oz. Discount applies automatically in your cart.

When nature calls, wishing on a star won’t help.

“Twinkle, twinkle, little star… Your bladder’s full—you won’t get far!”

Featuring a desperate dash to an occupied bathroom, this Couch & Cart™ bath mat gives a childhood classic a hilariously relatable twist. Rich nighttime colors, a worried pajama-clad character, and the perfectly inconvenient “Occupied” sign bring the whole joke to life.

A fun addition to your bathroom or a housewarming gift for someone who appreciates a little bathroom humor.

• Size: 24 × 17 inches
• Comfort: Soft memory foam microfiber surface
• Backing: Anti-slip backing
• Finish: Bound edges with a black background
• Branding: Subtle Couch & Cart™ logo
• Collection: Adult Rhymes

Care instructions

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors. Hang to dry or tumble dry on low heat. Do not bleach or dry clean.

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